How about that ride in…guess that’s why they call ‘Sin City’ heh heh.
Long ago, in the before time, there was a legend known as The Master. To become The Master one must find the glow. My brother and I battled many foes to obtain the glow. We even battled the one called Sho’Nuff. We knew our journey wasn’t over, but he was tired and weak. I told him “you can go home, the war is over we’re told. Well, I’m not going home. I’m going to get in my boat and go up river and I’m going to kick that SOB Bison’s butt so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it. Now do you want to go home or DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME?!?!?!”
We’re brothers so we’ve been through it all. The fights, the fun, the hardships, and even good ships. I remember one time we were driving to an audition for a movie and we asked the guy in the car next to us how to get to boob street. He had never heard of it. It doesn’t exist, though. We did things like that on a daily basis. We finally got to the parking garage and of course we had to pay for parking. There’s 3 things a man should never pay for in life: bottled water, parking and sex. Of course as you get older you don’t have the energy to drive around looking for a spot. And we don’t really like tap water either. We were parked at Jurassic parking and we said “there are going to be dinosaurs on the dinosaur tour right.” What a horrible way to die. Guy’s taking a shit and he’s constipated thinking how can life can get any worse. Uh-oh T-Rex.
We are not only brothers, but were roommates for a few years, too. We had to share 1 bathroom and I feel so bad for that toilet. If that thing could talk. It would be in the police station right now talking about how it was abused by two men. We would go to Chipotle so many times. It was at least once a day and even up to 3 times a day. Also, being meatheads we would consume massive amounts of eggs and other protein so you can only imagine the damage brought forth to that toilet.
All in all, my brother is one of the best guys I know. Our dad wasn’t around so he took on the role of role model at a certain point. For most of you that sounds terrifying. Believe me, it wasn’t the greatest path to follow at times. However, he did teach me a lot about life and was there to help whenever I needed him. Someone once told me the power in all relationships lies with whoever cares less. But it’s about who cares more rather than less. And no one cares more about others than my brother, Jon. Jalisa you seem to make him happy and that makes you alright in my book. Now I have SISTA!!! Good luck to you both and a cooked goose for everyone!!!!